How did I not know

That Ellen Pompeo is pregnant?!

I wonder how they are writing this on the new season of Grey's? Will they change the script to make Meredith pregnant? Or will they just try to "hide" it? I think her and McDreamy should have a little one, personally. Man, I can't wait for this show to start again. Even though I cry every episode!

No-no baby shower cake

While I definitely want cake at my shower, and I do love the color blue, I hope that no one decides to make my cake look like this!

"I want Olivia's twat!"

"I'll eat the baby!"

It's like when my sisters and I would fight over who got to have the icing rose on the birthday cakes.

Talk about everyone eating her out!

Zack Ryder has stupid pants

Worst pants idea ever

Wrestlers can were some funny stuff. I've only been watching wrestling since A and I got together, but it's not hard to see that some of these guys seem a bit off their rockers based on their wardrobe. But never have I ever seen something as jaw-droppingly awful as what Jack Ryder is currently wearing to his matches.

I had to create the link because much to my disappointment, I couldn't save the pictures to post here. But please do click the link and look through a few of the pictures on the slide show. You won't regret it.

All I really know is that Zack Ryder is a wrestler on ECW and I can't see past his pants to tell if he has any actual talent or not. If you haven't clicked on the link yet, you may be thinking that I'm a little too judgmental. Well, if so then check out the pants before you judge me for judging.

If you don't look, you'll never know!

Vagina - it's not a clown car

Ok, so I can't take credit for finding this one. But once it caught my eye, I couldn't leave it alone! I think I need this one framed and hung on my living room wall. Pure class. At least someone has the guts to voice the opinion that so many of us have - shut your legs, you nasty woman. Quit trying to grow a cult and retire those stirrups. No one wants to see you push out more God-lovin freaks.

It's time to be a grandma, lady, so start acting like it!

Unicorns gone wild!

Ok, ok, so after yesterday's dandy of a find, I couldn't help but look for more terrible yet giggle-worthy tattoos. I didn't have to look hard. Ever wonder if the mythical, majestic unicorns got their jollies? Well wonder no more, my friends. Here's your proof. This makes me think of a horrible song:

"You and me baby aint nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel (gettin horny now)"

At least now we don't have to wonder about what happens somewhere over the rainbow.

Now I need a smoke after looking at this gem!

This girl must really like mustache rides...

I've got a quarter!!!! It's gunna be a good night!

I can't look at this without busting out with the giggles. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that guys were in charge of doling out the mustache rides, not girls. Of course, I guess if you have a little prickle on your upper lip, then go for it! And charge! Not too much though. You want to come off as being generous.

Ah, it sure does feel good to update this blog again. My baby blog has got me in a funk. I heart this tattoo!

Sarah Palin takes a trip to the gyno

I felt this was appropriate since I hate Sarah Palin and I just want to the doctor today.

I suck at this

Ever since I started my TTC blog, I'm not doing very well at keeping this one up. Well, that combined with the fact that I'm on summer break right now and am not constantly pissed off by the people I work with!

MJ died, Billy Mays died, along with a bunch of other people. I'm tired of crying over people I didn't know.

I've spent my summer so far watching Law and Order reruns. So good. Even if I've seen them before, chances are I don't remember how it ends, so I rewatch it.

I'm boring for sure.