Bebe Gluton, for even before you have breasts!

Ok, I had to share this with you. I cannot imagine that my mother would ever let me have a doll like this. Yes, I had Baby Uh-oh, who "peed and pooped" her diaper, but this is just too much.


This little doll allows you to breastfeed her. What? Yes, breastfeed her. It comes with a little halter top with daisies and when you bring the baby up to the daisies, it makes sucking sounds. Then when you're all done bonding with your doll, you can burp it too!

My nipples don't look like daisies. Maybe I should get that checked out.

"But this doll promotes healthy breastfeeding and there's nothing wrong with that."

My daughter doesn't need to wear fake breasts and feed her doll in public. I think I'll just stick to the ones that cry and coo. No glutenous baby doll is going to reside in my house!

Thank goodness these aren't available in the U.S. yet! I'm not normally a conservative, but I'll just stick to the Cabbage Patch dolls myself.