Dumb-ass Duggars

I know this is the talk of the town today, as these weirdos were on the morning news again, so I have to talk about it. Mrs. Clown Car is having her 19th baby. Yep. The youngest is only 5 months old, and she's 3 months pregnant with this one. Good Lord! She must have a vag of steel. I know that once you have had a baby, you are supposed to wait at least 6 weeks before getting the snake out of it's cage again.

We have sex all the time!

Seriously, what about this couple just screams frequent sex? I wouldn't want to touch either one of them for all the money in the world. ::blech:: I mean, in order to have 19 kids, imagine how many times they've had to do it!

They claim that they are leaving it up to God to decide how many kids they will have.

::bring bring::

God: Hello?

Me: Hey God, it's L. Look, I was hoping that you could do me a little favor.

God: I've already told you, the world can't be made out of sushi

Me: No no, it's about that Duggar lady.

God: What an idiot!

Me: I know, right? So, how about you do your magic and make this woman go through menopause already! Thank, God! You're the man!


Really, is it about "God's will" and wanting a big family? Or is it about shocking everyone yet again when they found out that her uterus of gold is housing yet another conservative Duggar?

This is getting out of hand. I think someone needs to start force-feeding her birth control. Or just cut out her damn ute. I'm tired of hearing about it, and I'm tired of seeing it.

Screw you, Duggars!