If you are a male and have any decency, please only wear black bike shorts!

A shared this with me. I laugh every time I see it. He found it on digg.com. I think he's a bit obsessed with the site, actually, but if he wasn't, then I would never know about this little gem.

I do not like bike shorts. I have never worn them myself. I guess if I were a serious biker though (think streamers, not motorcycles), I'd have to. There are a lot of serious bikers out there. They compete and race and all that grand stuff.

But some of them don't wear black bike shorts.

But why does that matter, L? What if they don't like the color black? What if they need more variety in their biking gear? Well my friends, if you are a man, then this is why. Lets have a little look, ok?


I really don't think that I need to go into any further explanation here. I mean, with the red shorts, the two guys on the far right's penises are talking to each other. I wonder what they are saying?

"Mighty good ride today."
"I'll show you a good ride."
"You're such a tease!"

And poor Mr. Popcorn there, second to the left. I would feel inadequate too, buddy.

Guys, please wear black bike shorts. I mean, it's still obvious that there's a bulge there, but at least we don't have to know when your penis is talking to another person's crotch.